Friday, December 21, 2012
My Gift to the Gay-Bashers
Never let it be said that this Daddy isn't a generous
sum-bitch. I have a real need to dole out some
truth, not to mention an extra-special gift for the
homophobes of the world!
It's grown quite tiresome this past year to listen and
watch as homophobes big and small make the most
outlandish of anti-gay remarks, only to issue an
apology days later at the bequest of managers or
P.R. folks or, sometimes-- it seems-- just to piss on us
twice as their insincerity shines through.
Look, if you all must be pricks, just keep it to
yourselves. If you can't, then own it and stop being
pussies. Bigotry, ignorance, and fanatical, oppressive
religious views are nothing new in this country, and we
know what they look and sound like.
Quit being double-assholes by making your
ridiculous, hurtful, self-important proclamations
(or tweets, facebook status updates, commentaries, etc.)
and, then, insulting our intelligence with a half-hearted
compulsory bullshit apology.
The damage you do to the hurting and young
is insurmountable. It isn't cute, and even though the
world treats your nasty remarks as insignificant, they aren't.
If you have something hateful to say, write it down on
a piece of paper, hold it in your teeth, and deposit it
in my 'suggestion box' while you